14下 笨老头乌龙起干戈 外游女貔貅闹笑话（1 / 2）

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桂英拉了一把椅子坐到阳台边上，右手拄着右脸语气低沉地问老马“大，你为什么把孩子的琴给砸了！”<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5rKh56C477yM6L276L275pGU5LqG5LiL77yM5ZCT5ZSs5ZCT5ZSs5LuW77yB6KaB55yf56C45LqG6YKj55C05pep56KO5b6X5o6J5pyo5bGR5LqG77yB4oCd6ICB6ams5Yay5qGC6Iux5oqs5LqG5oqs5LiL5be044CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“没砸，轻轻摔了下，吓唬吓唬他！要真砸了那琴早碎得掉木屑了！”老马冲桂英抬了抬下巴。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc6YKj5L2g5Li65ZWl6KaB5ZCT5ZSs5LuW5ZGi77yf4oCd5qGC6Iux6Ium56yR44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“那你为啥要吓唬他呢？”桂英苦笑。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5oiR5Zyo5L2g5a625ZCs5Liq5oiP5LuW6YO95LiN6K6p5ZCs77yM5YmN5ZCO5Zif5ZuU5LqG5aW95Yeg5qyh5LqG77yB5oiR5Y+z6ICz5aSx6IGq5L2g5LiN5piv5LiN55+l6YGT77yM5YaN6K+077yM5L2g6K+06L+Z5omL5py66Z+z6YeP5pyA5aSn6IO95pyJ5aSa5aSn77yf6L+Y5LiN5aaC5oiR5YWI5YmN55So55qE6YKj5Liq5omL5py65aSn5ZGi77yB4oCd6ICB6ams5oyH552A5omL5py65aeU5bGI5Zyw6K+044CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“我在你家听个戏他都不让听，前后嘟囔了好几次了！我右耳失聪你不是不知道，再说，你说这手机音量最大能有多大？还不如我先前用的那个手机大呢！”老马指着手机委屈地说。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5LuW6KaB5YaZ5L2c5Lia77yB5a2p5a2Q55qE5pWZ6IKy5piv5a626YeM55qE5aSn5LqL77yM6Lef5oiR5LiK54+t6LWa6ZKx6YKj5piv5ZCM5LiA57qn5Yir55qE5aSn5LqL77yB5LuW5L2G5Yeh6K+06KaB5YaZ5L2c5Lia5oiR5ZKM6Ie06L+c5piv5LuA5LmI5Lmf5LiN6K6p5LuW5bmy55qE77yB5bCP5a2p5pWZ6IKy5oiR5Lus5rC46L+c5pGG5Zyo56ys5LiA5L2N77yB4oCdPC9wPg=='));</script>

“他要写作业！孩子的教育是家里的大事，跟我上班赚钱那是同一级别的大事！他但凡说要写作业我和致远是什么也不让他干的！小孩教育我们永远摆在第一位！”<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5LiN5piv5oiR5LiN6K6p5LuW5YaZ77yM5piv5LuW6Ieq5bex5b+D5LiN6Z2Z44CC5LiK5Y2I5ry+5ry+5ZKM6YKj5Liq5aiD5YS/5Lik5Lq65ZiO5ZiO5ZiO5Zyw56yR5LqG5Y2K5Liq6ZKf5aS05LuW5oCO5LmI5LiN6K+077yf5oCO5Zyw77yf5oiR5LiA5ZCs5oiP5LuW5Ye65p2l5Y+o5Y+o77yB5LuW5a+556em6IWU5pyJ5pWM5oSP77yM6YKj5oiR5Y+I56a75LiN5LqG56em6IWU77yM5L2g6K+05ZKL5Yqe5ZCn77yf4oCdPC9wPg=='));</script>

“不是我不让他写，是他自己心不静。上午漾漾和那个娃儿两人嘎嘎嘎地笑了半个钟头他怎么不说？怎地？我一听戏他出来叨叨！他对秦腔有敌意，那我又离不了秦腔，你说咋办吧？”<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5LuW5ZGo5pyr5Y+q5Zyo5a625b6F5Lik5aSp77yM5L2V5Ya15LuW6ams5LiK5pyf5pyr6ICD6K+V5LqG77yB4oCdPC9wPg=='));</script>

“他周末只在家待两天，何况他马上期末考试了！”<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5oiR5ZOq55+l6YGT5LuW5ZWl5pe25YCZ5pyf5pyr6ICD6K+V77yf5L2g5Lus5a626L+e5Liq55S16KeG5Lmf5rKh5pyJ77yM5oiR5aW95LiN5a655piT5ZCs5LiK56em6IWU5LqG77yM5LuW5LiA5LiL5Y+I57uZ5oiR5Yig5LqG77yB6YKj5L2g6K+06K+05oiR5Zyo5L2g5a625Lul5ZCO5oCO5LmI5Yqe77yf6Zq+5LiN5oiQ5aSp5aSp5Zyo6L+Z6Lq65bC477yf5oiR5ZGK6K+J5L2g77yM6ICB5bm05Lq65rKh5Liq5raI6YGj6LWw5b6X5b6I5b+r55qE77yB4oCd6ICB6ams5oyH552A6Ieq5bex6K+044CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“我哪知道他啥时候期末考试？你们家连个电视也没有，我好不容易听上秦腔了，他一下又给我删了！那你说说我在你家以后怎么办？难不成天天在这躺尸？我告诉你，老年人没个消遣走得很快的！”老马指着自己说。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5ZOO5oiR55+l6YGT77yB6YKj5Liq6L2v5Lu25Yig5LqG5Y+v5Lul5YaN5LiL5ZGA77yB5LuW5piO5aSp5LiK5a2m5Y675LqG5L2g6K6p6Ie06L+c5YaN57uZ5LiL5ZGA77yB4oCdPC9wPg=='));</script>

“哎我知道！那个软件删了可以再下呀！他明天上学去了你让致远再给下呀！”<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5Yig5LqG5oCO5LmI5LiL77yf4oCd6ICB6ams5aeU5a6e5LiN6Kej44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“删了怎么下？”老马委实不解。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('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'));</script>

“啧哎！天呢！那个软件可以无限次下载的，一天下一百次都没问题！”桂英看着老头着实不知的样子，心里暗暗叫苦。原来老头以为那听戏的软件删了便永远没有了——好大一个乌龙。桂英想嘲笑他，却丝毫笑不起来，她凝视着他，隐约察觉到这个倔强的老头子似乎早已跟不上他们了。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5oiR5ZKL55+l6YGT6L+Z5Liq5ZGA77yf5oiR5Lul5Li66Lef55+t5L+h44CB55u454mH5LiA5qC35Yig5LqG5bCx5rKh5ZWm4oCU4oCU5ZWl5Lmf5rKh5LqG77yB4oCd6ICB6ams6Lq65Zyo6YKj5YS/77yM5pyJ5rCU5peg5Yqb5Zyw6K+044CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“我咋知道这个呀？我以为跟短信、相片一样删了就没啦——啥也没了！”老马躺在那儿，有气无力地说。<script></script><script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5oiR546w5Zyo57uZ5L2g5LiL6L2977yB4oCd5qGC6Iux5oqi6L+H6ICB6ams5omL6YeM55qE5omL5py677yM55u05o6l57uZ6ICB6ams5LiL5aW95LqG6YKj5Liq5ZCs5oiP55qE6L2v5Lu244CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“我现在给你下载！”桂英抢过老马手里的手机，直接给老马下好了那个听戏的软件。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5LiL5LqG5Y+I5LiN6K6p5ZCs77yM5pyJ5ZWl5oSP5oCd5ZGi77yf4oCd6ICB6ams6Z2i5pyd6Ziz5Y+w5aSW55qE5aSp56m677yM5LiA6IS454Gw5b+D44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“下了又不让听，有啥意思呢？”老马面朝阳台外的天空，一脸灰心。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5LuW5LiK5a2m5LqG5L2g5Y+v5Lul5ZCs5ZGA77yB4oCdPC9wPg=='));</script>

“他上学了你可以听呀！”<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc6YKj5oiR5ZGo5pyr6L+Z5Lik5aSp5ZKL6L+H5ZGA77yf5L2g6Ieq5bex55yL55yL5L2g5ZGo5pyr6IO96Lef5oiR6K+05Yeg5Y+l6K+d77yf6Ie06L+c5Yiw5LqG5pif5pyf5aSp5pu05b+Z4oCU4oCU5LuO5pep5b+Z5Yiw5pma55qE77yM5L2g5YS/5a2Q6KaB5YaZ5L2c5Lia77yM5oCO5LmI552A77yf6K6p5oiR6Lef5L2g6YKj5Zub5bKB5aiD5LiA5Z2X546p5ZGA77yB5oiR55yf5piv5Zyo5L2g5a625b6F5LiN5L2P5LqG77yB6ISa5aW95LqG5oiR6ams5LiK5Zue6ams5a625bGv77yB4oCd6ICB6ams5Yay5qGC6Iux5pGG552A6IOz6IaK44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“那我周末这两天咋过呀？你自己看看你周末能跟我说几句话？致远到了星期天更忙——从早忙到晚的，你儿子要写作业，怎么着？让我跟你那四岁娃一块玩呀！我真是在你家待不住了！脚好了我马上回马家屯！”老马冲桂英摆着胳膊。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+5qGC6Iux5oOz5oCq5LuW44CB5oOz5oC85LuW77yM5Y+v5ZeT5a2Q6Lef5aC15L2P5LqG5Ly855qE77yM5Y+M55y86Zmp5Lqb5raM5Ye65rOq6Iqx44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

桂英想怪他、想怼他，可嗓子跟堵住了似的，双眼险些涌出泪花。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5aW95LqG77yB5L2g55yL55yL77yM6ams5Y+L5LuZ5piv5ZCn77yM5L2g5ZCs77yB4oCd5aW554K55LqG5LiA6aaW6ams5Y+L5LuZ55qE5oiP5pS+57uZ6ICB6ams5ZCs44CC6ICB6ams6Zet552A55y85ZmY552A5Zi05pyd6Ziz5Y+w6YKj6L6577yM5qGC6Iux5b+D6YeM5aaC5ZCD5LqG6L6j5qSS5LiA6Iis6Zq+5Y+X44CC5aW55LiN5oOz5omT5omw6ICB5aS077yM5LqO5piv56uv552A5qSF5a2Q6LWw5LqG44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“好了！你看看，马友仙是吧，你听！”她点了一首马友仙的戏放给老马听。老马闭着眼噘着嘴朝阳台那边，桂英心里如吃了辣椒一般难受。她不想打扰老头，于是端着椅子走了。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+5pS+5aW95qSF5a2Q5aW55Y675LqG5LuU5LuU5bGL77yM5YWz5LiK5LqG6Zeo77yM5Z2Q5Zyo5YS/5a2Q55qE5bqK6L6544CC5aW95LmF5rKh5pyJ5Zyo6L+Z5Liq5L2N5a2Q5LiK5Z2Q5LqG4oCU4oCU5Lul5YmN6L+Z5Liq5L2N5a2Q5Y+q5bGe5LqO5aW577yM5Y+v5oOc5ZCO5p2l5aW56Ieq5bex5Lii5LqG6L+Z5Liq5L2N5a2Q44CC5aaC5LuK6YeN5paw5Z2Q5Zyo6L+Z6YeM77yM5oSf5oWo5LiH5Y2D44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

放好椅子她去了仔仔屋，关上了门，坐在儿子的床边。好久没有在这个位子上坐了——以前这个位子只属于她，可惜后来她自己丢了这个位子。如今重新坐在这里，感慨万千。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5bmy5Zib77yf4oCd5LuU5LuU6KeB5LuW5aaI5aaI5Z2Q5Zyo5LuW6Lqr6L656K645LmF5LiN5byA5Y+j77yM6YGC5YWI6Zeu44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“干嘛？”仔仔见他妈妈坐在他身边许久不开口，遂先问。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5rKh5bmy5Zib77yM55yL55yL5L2g77yB4oCd5qGC6Iux55qE55y855y25rm/5ram5LqG77yM5LiN5piv5Li65YS/5a2Q77yM6ICM5piv5Li654i25Lqy44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“没干嘛，看看你！”桂英的眼眶湿润了，不是为儿子，而是为父亲。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5ryU6Ium5oOF5oiP5ZGA77yf5omT5oSf5oOF54mM5ZGA77yf4oCd5LuU5LuU5LiN5ZCD6L+Z5LiA5aWX77yM5Z2Q6LW35p2l56uf5LuU57uG56uv6K+m5q+N5Lqy5rWB5rOq44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“演苦情戏呀？打感情牌呀？”仔仔不吃这一套，坐起来竟仔细端详母亲流泪。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5ZOI5ZOI5ZOI4oCm4oCm4oCd5qGC6Iux6KKr5YS/5a2Q55qE6ay86IS46YCX56yR5LqG77yM6K+04oCc5L2g5oqK54i354i355qE6L2v5Lu25Yig5LqG77yM5LuW5Lul5Li65Yig5LqG562J5LqO5rC46L+c5rKh5pyJ5LqG77yM5LuW5LiN55+l6YGT5pm66IO95omL5py655qE6L2v5Lu25Y+v5Lul5Yig5LqG5YaN5LiL44CB5LiL5LqG5YaN5Yig77yB5LuW55So6YKj5Liq5omL5py655qE5ZSv5LiA55uu55qE5piv5ZCs56em6IWU5oiP77yM5L2g5Yig5LqG5LuW55qE5oiP77yM5omA5Lul5LuW5b6I55Sf5rCU77yB4oCdPC9wPg=='));</script>

“哈哈哈……”桂英被儿子的鬼脸逗笑了，说“你把爷爷的软件删了，他以为删了等于永远没有了，他不知道智能手机的软件可以删了再下、下了再删！他用那个手机的唯一目的是听秦腔戏，你删了他的戏，所以他很生气！”<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5L2g57yW55qE55CG55Sx5ZCn77yB5LuW6YKj5LmI57K+5piO5LiA5Liq5Lq677yB4oCd5LuU5LuU5peg5rOV55u45L+h6L+Z5Liq6K+06L6e44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“你编的理由吧！他那么精明一个人！”仔仔无法相信这个说辞。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5piv5ZWK77yM5LuW6YKj5LmI57K+5piO77yM5LiN5Lya546p5b6u5L+h77yM6L+Y6K6p5L2g5pWZ77yB4oCd5qGC6Iux5oC85b6X5LuU5LuU5peg6K+d5Y+v5a+544CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“是啊，他那么精明，不会玩微信，还让你教！”桂英怼得仔仔无话可对。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5L2g54i354i35pGU5L2g55C05piv5LuW5LiN5a+577yM5aaI5pu/5LuW57uZ5L2g6YGT5q2J77yB4oCd5qGC6Iux6K+0552A5Y+I5rWB5LiL5LqG6ZW/6ZW/55qE5rOq44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“你爷爷摔你琴是他不对，妈替他给你道歉！”桂英说着又流下了长长的泪。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5L2g5oCO5LmI5LqG77yf5Y+X5Yi65r+A5LqG77yB4oCd5LuU5LuU5oq95LqG5LiA5byg57q46YCS57uZ5qGC6Iux77yM5q2k5Yi75LuW5a6M5YWo55yL5LiN5oeC5b6A5pel6LeL5omI55qE5q+N5Lqy5Li65L2V6L+Z6Iis5aiH5p+U44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“你怎么了？受刺激了！”仔仔抽了一张纸递给桂英，此刻他完全看不懂往日跋扈的母亲为何这般娇柔。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+5qGC6Iux5peg6KiA77yM5aW55Lmf5LiN5riF5qWa6Ieq5bex5Li65L2V56qB54S25ZOt5b6X6L+Z5LmI5oKy5Lyk44CC5Li66ICB5aS05ZCn5LiN6Iez5LqO77yM5Li65YS/5a2Q5ZCn5rKh5b+F6KaB44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

桂英无言，她也不清楚自己为何突然哭得这么悲伤。为老头吧不至于，为儿子吧没必要。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5oiR6ZSZ5LqG5L2g5omT5oiR77yM5LuW6ZSZ5LqG5L2g5pu/5LuW6YGT5q2J77yM5L2g6L+Z5Liq5Lit6Ze05Lq65L2c5b6X5YWs5bmz5YWs5q2j5ZWK77yB4oCd5LuU5LuU6KiA6K+t57yT5ZKM77yM6Jm95LiN55Sf5rCU5LqG5L2G6KaB6K6o5Liq6K+05rOV44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“我错了你打我，他错了你替他道歉，你这个中间人作得公平公正啊！”仔仔言语缓和，虽不生气了但要讨个说法。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5L2g5Lmf5pyJ6ZSZ5ZGA77yB5oCO5LmI5aa55aa55ZKM5ZGo5ZGo5Zyo5a625aSn5ZC15aSn6Ze555qE5L2g5peg5omA6LCT77yM54i354i35LiA5ZCs56em6IWU5oiP5L2g5ZKL54K45LqG5ZGi77yf4oCdPC9wPg=='));</script>

“你也有错呀！怎么妹妹和周周在家大吵大闹的你无所谓，爷爷一听秦腔戏你咋炸了呢？”<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5oiR5Zyo5YGa5pWw5a2m6aKY77yM5oiR6Kej6aKY55qE5pe25YCZ6ISR5a2Q6YeM5ZCs5Yiw6L+Z56C05oiP4oCU4oCU5L2g6KaB5piv5oiR5L2g5oCO5LmI5YGa6aKY77yB4oCdPC9wPg=='));</script>

“我在做数学题，我解题的时候脑子里听到这破戏——你要是我你怎么做题！”

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“我跟你不一样，我从小听秦腔戏长大，那天我还跟你爸说，我说他在家里一放秦腔我感觉自己回到了小时候一样——很亲切！我要听着秦腔戏做题，那我还不乐死了！”桂英笑言。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5L2g5piv5LiN5piv5oqs5p2g77yB4oCd5LuU5LuU5LiN55u45L+h5LuW5aaI5ZCs5LqG6YKj5ZKL5ZKL5ZG85ZG844CB5ZOt5ZOt5ZW85ZW855qE5oiP5Lya5byA5b+D44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“你是不是抬杠！”仔仔不相信他妈听了那咋咋呼呼、哭哭啼啼的戏会开心。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5oiR5rKh5oqs5p2g77yM55yf55qE77yB6ZmV6KW/5Lq66LCB5rKh5pyJ5ZCs6L+H56em6IWU5oiP77yf5L2g5LqM6IiF5LiL5Zyw5bmy5rS76YO95Zyo5ZCs5ZGi77yB5L2g5LiN55u45L+h546w5Zyo5omT55S16K+d6Zeu77yM55yL5L2g5Lik5Liq6IiF6IiF5oCO5LmI5Zue77yB4oCdPC9wPg=='));</script>

“我没抬杠，真的！陕西人谁没有听过秦腔戏？你二舅下地干活都在听呢！你不相信现在打电话问，看你两个舅舅怎么回！”<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc6YKj5oiR6Ieq5bex5o6l5Y+X5LiN5LqG5oCO5LmI5Yqe77yf4oCd5LuU5LuU5aaC5a6e6K+044CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“那我自己接受不了怎么办？”仔仔如实说。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('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'));</script>

“是啊，关键问题在于你自己接受不了秦腔这个调调——这不是爷爷的错呀！我们大家都可以接受呀，漾漾可以，你爸一个湖南人可以，怎么你不行？今天这件事是你自己先对秦腔起了敌意，才针对你爷爷的！你爷爷没错呀！他不能根据你的喜好去决定他要听什么！那如果有一天你讨厌听到动画片的声音，是不是你也要把漾漾的动画片全删了！你做作业不能听剁肉的声音，你爸爸是不是也别做饭了？这家是大家的，也是你爷爷的，你不想听戏把戏删了——你爷爷当然不高兴！他反过来摔你的小提琴跟你删他的戏有什么本质区别？”<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5L2g5piv5YGa6ZSA5ZSu55qE77yM6LCB5pyJ5L2g6L+Z5LmI6IO96K+05Lya6YGT5ZGA77yB5oiR54i45piv5b2T6ICB5biI55qE77yM6LCB5q+U5LuW5pu05Lya6LCG6LCG5pWZ6K+y5ZGA77yf5Y+N5q2j5oiR5piv6K+05LiN6L+H5L2g5Lus5Lik4oCU4oCU5peg5pWM5p2g57K+77yB546w5Zyo5Yqg5LiK5p2R6ZW/77yM5LiA5LiN6auY5YW05Yqo5omL4oCU4oCU5pq05Yqb5p2g57K+77yB4oCd5LuU5LuU6K+t5rCU5ZKM6L2v77yM5qGC6Iux55+l6YGT5LuW5ZCs6L+b5Y675LqG44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“你是做销售的，谁有你这么能说会道呀！我爸是当老师的，谁比他更会谆谆教诲呀？反正我是说不过你们两——无敌杠精！现在加上村长，一不高兴动手——暴力杠精！”仔仔语气和软，桂英知道他听进去了。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc6KGM5LqG77yM5LuW57uZ5L2g5byE5Z2P5LqG5oiR57uZ5L2g5L+u77yB5Yir572u5rCU5LqG77yM55m955m96IC95pCB5pe26Ze077yM5L2g6ams5LiK6KaB5pyf5pyr6ICD5LqG77yB4oCdPC9wPg=='));</script>

“行了，他给你弄坏了我给你修！别置气了，白白耽搁时间，你马上要期末考了！”<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5ZOO5ZGA5oiR55+l6YGT77yB5oiR5q+U6LCB6YO95oCl77yB4oCd5LuU5LuU5o+h552A5ouz5aS044CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“哎呀我知道！我比谁都急！”仔仔握着拳头。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5L2g5b6F5Lya5Ye65Y676Lef5LuW5aW95aW96K+06K+d77yB4oCd5qGC6Iux5pCC5L2P5LuU5LuU55qE6IKp6IaA6K+044CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“你待会出去跟他好好说话！”桂英搂住仔仔的肩膀说。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5oiR5Y+I5rKh6ZSZ77yM5Y+N5q2j5oiR5LiN5Lya5Li75Yqo5byA5Y+j77yM5LuW6KaB5oCB5bqm56uv5q2j5oiR6ams5LiK57uZ5LuW5Y+w6Zi25LiL77yM5oiR5LiN5Lya6K6p5L2g5Li66Zq+55qE77yB4oCdPC9wPg=='));</script>

“我又没错，反正我不会主动开口，他要态度端正我马上给他台阶下，我不会让你为难的！”<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+5qGC6Iux5oq95Ye66IOz6IaK77yM5Ly45Ye66aOf5oyH5oyH552A5YS/5a2Q6K+04oCc5oiR6YeN55Sz5LiA6YGN77yM5LuK5aSp5LuW6ZSZ5LqG77yM5L2G5piv77yB5L2G5piv77yB5L2g5Yig5LqG5LuW55qE5ZCs5oiP6L2v5Lu277yM5a+55LuW5p2l6K+06YKj5LiN5piv5Yig5LqG5LiA5Liq6L2v5Lu255qE5LqL5YS/77yB5Zyo6ICB5aS055y86YeM77yM5Yig6L2v5Lu26Lef56C45LqG5LuW55qE5omL5py644CB5LqM6IOh5beu5LiN5aSa77yB5piO55m95ZCX77yf5Y+m5aSW77yM5L2g54i354i355qE5Y+z6ICz5pep5bm05aSx6IGq77yM5omL5py65aOw5bCP5LqG5LuW55yf55qE5ZCs5LiN5riF77yB4oCdPC9wPg=='));</script>

桂英抽出胳膊，伸出食指指着儿子说“我重申一遍，今天他错了，但是！但是！你删了他的听戏软件，对他来说那不是删了一个软件的事儿！在老头眼里，删软件跟砸了他的手机、二胡差不多！明白吗？另外，你爷爷的右耳早年失聪，手机声小了他真的听不清！”<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5LuW5oCO5LmI5ZWl6YO95LiN5oeC5ZGA77yB6L+Z5LmI56yo6L+Y6ICz5py15LiN5aW977yB55m955m954m654my5LqG5oiR55qE55C077yB4oCd5LuU5LuU5Y2K56yR5Y2K5oCS5Zyw5Zif5ZuU44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“他怎么啥都不懂呀！这么笨还耳朵不好！白白牺牲了我的琴！”仔仔半笑半怒地嘟囔。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+5qGC6Iux5ZCs5Yiw6Ieq5bex55qE5YS/5a2Q5aaC5q2k5b2i5a656Ieq5bex55qE54i25Lqy77yM5Y+I5oCS5Y+I55eb44CC5aW56L+Z5LiA55Sf5LiA55u05Zyo6LW26LaF6Ieq5bex55qE54i25Lqy77yM5Y+v5YS/5a2Q5LiA5Ye655Sf5L6/6LWw5Zyo5LqG54i25Lqy55qE5YmN5aS044CC5piv5ZWK77yM5LuW6ICB5b6X5LuA5LmI5Lmf5LiN5oeC5LqG77yM5qGC6Iux6KKr6L+Z5Liq5LqL5a6e5oOK5b6X5b6I5Lyk5oSf77yM5Li65aW55pu+57uP5bCK5Li65a+55omL55qE6ICB5aS05Lyk5oSf77yM5Li65aaC5LuK5aSx5Y675by65pWM55qE6Ieq5bex5Lyk5oSf77yM5Lmf5Li65LiN55+l5bKB5pyI5pGn5q6L55qE5YS/5a2Q5Lyk5oSf44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

桂英听到自己的儿子如此形容自己的父亲，又怒又痛。她这一生一直在赶超自己的父亲，可儿子一出生便走在了父亲的前头。是啊，他老得什么也不懂了，桂英被这个事实惊得很伤感，为她曾经尊为对手的老头伤感，为如今失去强敌的自己伤感，也为不知岁月摧残的儿子伤感。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('PHA+4oCc5p2l5p2l5p2l77yM5oqi56S854mp5ZWm77yB4oCd5qGC6Iux5Ye65LqG5LuU5LuU5bGL77yM5oub552A5omL5Zyo5a6i5Y6F5aSn5ZaK44CCPC9wPg=='));</script>

“来来来，抢礼物啦！”桂英出了仔仔屋，招着手在客厅大喊。<script>document.writeln(qsbs.bb('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'));</script>